I wrote this in one afternoon at a really terrible job, the same one that incubated “Poems About Capitalism That I Wrote At Work.” It’s had a few different cover colors, and a few different printing styles. Originally it was not laid out for double-sided printing, because I printed it at work, but then I re-did it when I was printing copies at home. There was a version where some pages got cut accidentally, but I don’t remember which pages.
I’ve stopped re-printing it because it is more than five years old, and because I lost the pdf that let me print it double sided, and re-doing that sounds so annoying. I got a really nice email about it, and I do think it’s a fun zine, so here is the full text for you to read and enjoy.

